
Tim's Tonka. The older the boys, the bigger the
toys.
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SELF PROCLAIMED, Sexy Mexican on the roof.
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If you want it done right, get a woman to do it!
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Look at my Feet. 20 feet above the ground!
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Do you smell gas???
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Thank God for forklifts
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Faux finished 43 cabinet doors and counting...
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Swain T with a side of bling, bling.
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This sure feels like home
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Cleanest glass we've ever seen
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This is the last toad I'm gonna kiss. If this
isn't
my Prince, I quit!
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Caught red-handed, the Sugar Ridge Commons
Lumber Thief |

Whoa!
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Chili Powder Spice, Cinnamon Spice & Angel Spice
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Macho, Macho Man....I want to be, your Macho Man.
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Does my butt look good in these jeans?
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I hope David is holding on in there (He, he)!
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Who stuck their gum up here?
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Fishing on the Job. Caught Red handed!
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Mr. T ain't got nothin' on me
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No, this fish doesn't come with the house! |

How many framers does it take to
put together a Swain home?
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The man behind the camera |

Just call me Superpipe
King of all Plumbers
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James Hawkins - I graded for your Momma's house
and your Momma's, Momma's house. And probably
her Uncle too!
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Do these hats cast a Shadow on our faces?
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Vote for Pedro
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No more pictures until I'm in my custom
tailored suit.
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When there's something Strange, in your
neighborhood, Who You Gonna Call?
GHOSTBUSTERS |

I wear these booties home and tell
Momma I'm a doctor |

Piece of Pipe or Peace of Pipe? |

When I squat down here, I can't even see that
messed up piece of trim Phillip was complaining about.
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Let's bow our heads for a word of prayer.
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You see Phillip, these aren't just any cabinets,
they're Premium Russian cabinets.
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You wanna see how many spins I can
ride this thing for? |

I'm hoping the reflection from this copper will
tan my white hide.
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This is the last time I'm going to smile for you.
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Roofer's RULE! |

You need HOW many houses tiled by next week?
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We love this house! |

Did that welder tan my face?
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What comes after 1/2"? |

I want to put a house Right There
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You put your Left foot in. You put your Left foot
out.
You put your Left foot in and you shake it all about.
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I work out 7 days a week
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I bought this hat in Panama City |

No, I'm not talking to myself. It's BLUETOOTH.
Oh, hey Roy. Yeah, you are the most suave banker I know. |

If I put this ramp here, I should be able to jump
the house on my bicycle. Hey, anybody have a camcorder?
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Hurry Up, take the Picture
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This, board, will, never, come, off. 1400 air
driven nails.
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Aren't you the coolest Framer Around?
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Yes, I am the coolest Framer Around!
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Remember the Rules!
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Scott's Rules to Live By....
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I only work out 4 days a week
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I'm the designated smoker
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What were the rules again?
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Hey! Who took my ladder?
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1 brick, 2 brick, 3 brick, 4
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This house took 20,000 bricks or more
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I'm Chris, the sexiest Trim Guy in Town
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I'm Joe, I have to work with the sexiest Trim Guy
in Town!
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Think Concrete
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Think Septic
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It's obvious who's
behind actually getting the work done with the Dobers. We bet
Jim is a heck of a house keeper though! |

Put the bolts in right there Kathy
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Jim, you're cooking supper tonight!
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I'm not Rico, but I am Suave!
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I lost 20" and 75lbs. on the Swain Faux Finishing
Plan
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You can't tell it, but I'm 20" off the ground and
shaking in my shoes
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I'm not going up on that ladder
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Yes, Phillip does swing a hammer. And he has a
really cool tool belt too.
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Fireplace + rock = 1 great accent piece
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This is my Pose from Dance School
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I love Madonna - Strike A Pose
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Hardwoods really make a house, don't they?
Can you put my initials in them?
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Can you put my initials in the ceramic tile?
Lee said he would do it on the hardwood floor.
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Chicken Dance, Anyone? |

I've got this machine under control
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Whoa cowboy!
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What you need right here is a Gargoyle
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Phillip, as a Developer, I have to recommend not
going with the Gargoyle idea |

Every house needs a good Guard Dog
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